Hey, this isn't Instagram! What's going on?

Aha, very astute of you. Allow me to explain.

I tried to create an Instagram account, but it was banned immediately. I don't know why, and Instagram doesn't explain anything. They also don't let you talk to a human unless you have a different account and pay them a bunch of money. I don't have the former, so I can't even do the latter. Until anything changes, I will remain off the platform.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!