I'd like to believe that all of those ducklings in the Dawn ads were victims of actual oil spills, but come on. They're a bit photogenic for that, right? We all know that those soapy bastards are in a studio dumping crude oil on the pitiful critters, right? But our dishes come out sparkling clean, so we let it slide.

Here's a little insider tip for you, my most dedicated readers: any comic that has the tweet tag was originally a tweet of mine, this one included. I don't know why that would matter or be important to you in any way, but it's a tidbit, and tidbits are good things.

- Management