Whenever I look at the Mona Lisa, I start wondering about how hot she was. Not to take anything away from Leo, but you can't really tell from the picture. Clearly she could use a stylist and some modern clothes. Was she considered a hottie back in her day? Either way, if she were to step out of a time machine and I were a single man, I'd certainly hit on her.

Now, you may be wondering why Mona Lisa is a bartender, and the answer is that she's not supposed to be. She's supposed to be sitting on a stool at an L-Shaped bar, but when your artist is a slop machine, your art gets sloppy. I figured this was close enough and the joke still works.

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