Billboard
A man looks out of a plane window and sees a skyscraper alongside a floating billboard that says, "If you lived here, you'd be home by now."
Billboard (#59) Published on: 2026-10-02
Permalink: https://sloppypixels.com/comics/59/
Notes

Perhaps it's my inner autist, but those "If you lived here, you'd be home by now" signs always bothered me. No, I wouldn't. I'd still be in my car. I'd be almost home, but that isn't what you said. Stop lying to me, billboard.

I figure at some point we'll have billboards in the sky. I don't know what the technology will look like, and it might be for things like flying cars or pneumatic tubes, but as long as there's somewhere to put advertising that we aren't using yet, it'll happen. I generally don't mind it, either. I understand how a consumer driven economy works and I accept the costs in order to reap the benefits. I do wish there were a better way, though.

- Management