I never owned a Where's Waldo book, but I have a vivid memory of riding the school bus with a friend who did, and we would try to find him before our stop. It was a stressful experience, and I have avoided the traveling chameleon ever since.

A memory I do not have is abandoning new year's resolutions. Not because I always follow through, but because I don't make 'em. What is the point? If you want to change something in your life, do it now. What are you waiting for. The only thing you're doing is ruining the gym for the regulars every January. But if you are going to make a resolution, allow some room for life to happen. Or for Waldo. Because he hides very well.

- Management